You can always trust Epic to go for the skeeziest implementation possible. They're not trying to ruin PC gaming, they are trying to ruin valve so they can replace them. They're a bunch of hypocritical money grabbers trying to give the impression that they're "small indie company" going against "big evil Valve". It'd be funny if it wasn't so slimy and cynical. They want you and your money in THEIR walled garden. they are not against monopolies, they are against NOT BEING THE MONOPOLY.
They suck basically.
They suck basically.